A Jingle Of Fall Shopping

A Jingle of Fall Shopping
L Ron Hubbard
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Young Mr Hubbard, he went, and he
rubbered
To get his dear wifey a hat
He saw a new bonnet, sald, “Let’s decide on it”
Said she, “Why no one’s that!” wearing

They looked at, he reckoned, ten bonnet: & second
Until they found one low and flat
He said, “Come, now; try it” She cried, “I won’t buy it!
“Why, all of the town’s wearing that!”