The Birth of the Ivy.
UncategorizedThe Birth of the Ivy.
473.2
Many and many a year ago
(I tell the tale as 'twas told to me).
A lady lived in her own proud hall
A lady of high degree.
And many a knight came wooing her.
For stately and fair was she
The fairest, statellest…
THE SUNRISE SONG.
UncategorizedTHE SUNRISE SONG.
255.5
I.
Ef you want ter reach de Promise Lan 'en'git de milk en honey
You must always see de sunrise in de mawnin'!
Ef you want ter hear de jingle er a pocket full er money
You must…
BUSINESS PROSPECTS FOR MR. HEARST.
UncategorizedBUSINESS PROSPECTS FOR MR. HEARST.
489.7
If Willie Hearst were President (by some mischance infernal),
The whole United States would be an annex to his Journal.
The Daily Jolt would scream with him in scarehead type untidy,
He'd make a war…
At Salute.
UncategorizedAt Salute.
528.5
The kind stands by and baies his head
Why is it so?
I was a clod (he would have said)
An hour ago.
An hour ago, ere I was dead.
I would have barod,
And he, the king, with needless tread
Onward had fared.
And now, this change-what…
THE FISHERMAN’S RUBAIYAT.
UncategorizedTHE FISHERMAN'S RUBAIYAT.
544.3
Wake! for the clock is several hours late,
And in the pools the eager troutlets wait,
All longing for the brilliant-colored fly-
While from your flask sounds gurgle of the bait.
I sometimes think that never…
Until Equity Is Here.
UncategorizedUntil Equity Is Here.
597.4
In the rustle of the cornfields
And the plowman's weary tread;
And the fingers of the tassels,
Raised beseechingly o'erhead,
In them all a thousand volces
Whisper in the list ning ear.
"Toll will ne'er possess…
LYRIC IN MAY.
UncategorizedLYRIC IN MAY.
390.3
The glad, eternal spirit of the Spring Steals o'er the greening earth liko some soft sigh.
The mating birds will soon begin to sing;
And thou and I, Sweetheart, and thou and I?
Over the purple foothills in the west
The…
EUOHARIST.
UncategorizedEUOHARIST.
522.4
Thanks be for doubt that ends
In clearer light;
Thanks be for loss that lends
Fresh faith to sight.
Grew not the fallow brown,
Spring stood afar; Did not the sun go down,
Never a star.
Thanks be for shame that whips
On to…
Which?
UncategorizedWhich?
1343
John Smith is thrice a millionaire,
Quite rapid's been his rise,
A shrewd and calculating man
The world accounts him wise;
A scruple he has never let
Retard his upward way,
The question alv always is with him,
At all times,…
Where the Cotton Blossom Grew
UncategorizedWhere the Cotton Blossom Grew.
359.1
Picture tonight & field of snowy White.
Hear the darkies singing soft and low,
I long there to be
For some one waits for me.
Down where the cotton blossoms grow.
As I reached that dear old place
Every…
The Open Door.
UncategorizedThe Open Door.
343.5
Young Mother Hubbard, two years wed,
Left one day all alone
In Husband's mother's house, observed
Poor Fido beg a bone.
So to a cupboard straight she hied
And, flinging back the deal door wide,
Let loose not one bone,…
Which Oae?
UncategorizedWhich Oae?
4229
There were two little kittine, a black and a gras
And grandmamma said with a frown:
"Twiil never do to keep them both; the black one we had better drown
Don't cry, my dear," to tiny Bess: "one kitten is nough to keep:
Now…
THE GRADUATES.
UncategorizedTHE GRADUATES.
517.2
Sing a song of graduates, half a million strong,
Ready to take off their coats and shove the world along:
Halfbacks, centers, guards and ends, full- backs, bows and strokes,
Full of erudition to Impart to common folks.
Sing…
Turkey Time.
UncategorizedTurkey Time.
549.4
And dacords feas Tink draweth night die.
Get one that's you And stuff t young and sweet and fat, Il of this and that.
with fruit and be ries sauces make, And add prese ves and ples and cake.
Ask friends and And make Kindred…
The Assyrian.
UncategorizedThe Assyrian.
276.8
The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold:
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
"When the blue wave Galilee." rolls nightly on deep
Like the…
THE MESSAGE OF TEH NIGHT.
UncategorizedTHE MESSAGE OF TEH NIGHT.
360.1
The moon burns on the brow or yonder hill.
The hour is late, the night is still;
White clover-stars shine everywhere.
Their breath spills on the moveless oveless alr
Perchance you know that one long mournful…
The Rubaiyat of Armour Khayyam
UncategorizedThe Rubaiyat of Armour Khayyam.
511.5
Our own and inimitable Wallace Irwin is guilty of
writing a parody on Omar Khayyam to the theme of the
beef trust. He claims originality in the invention, and
has applied for letters patent. Irwin follows…
LET US BE CHEERFUL.
UncategorizedLET US BE CHEERFUL.
528.10
Whining and crying.
Goodness defying.
Sets all the world sighing
In garments of woe.
Smiling and singing,
Happiness bringing,
Sets all the world ringlug
With joy and good cheer,
Then let us be cheerful,
Helping…
THE NEW YEAR TO DATE.
UncategorizedTHE NEW YEAR TO DATE.
599.5
When first the New Year came to town,
Appeared baby boy
In nothing but a pair of wings
And smiles of dimpled joy.
But growing fast, the next decade
He wore a wig with curls,
And rode a fiery, prancing steed,…
That City.
UncategorizedThat City.
383.5
You tell me of a city
Which is a bright and fair:
Oh! why do not the friends I love
Talk more of koing there?
I hear them speak of pleasures
Which earthly things have given;
Why do they never mention
The better joys…