PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.

PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.
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There’s a truth I wish to declare,
For I’ve noticed how pretty your face is,
You’re an artist in doing your hair.
And the line of your figure all grace is.
But one thing you really should learn,
It is vital, as you may suppose,
For it’s certain you never, at least hardly ever,
Know just how to put on your clothes.

There are ladles away in the states.
Across the blue-green of the ocean,
They dress like the chic fashion plates,
And arouse quite the deepest emotion,
They may not be built on your plan,
But each one of these ladies well knows
That the way to be smart is to study the art
Of wearing their beautiful clothes.

They are gowned in the very best style,
There’s a poem in each of their actions,
They make (for, of course, it’s worth while)
The most of their special attractions,
So, lady of Britain’s dear shores- Whether Shamrock or Thistle or Rose
There is clearly a duty you owe to your beauty-
Pray learn how to put on your clothes.