Tag Archive for: Miscellaneous Reflections

Why Men Swear

WHY MEN SWEAR 3708 With awful efforts Jenkins packed His trunk until it nearly cracked He folded, doubled, jammed and squeezed, And then puffed and grunted too, and wheezed, Then viewed his triumph with a grin, For everything was safely…

Till Eulenspiegel

Till Eulenspiegel CARLES HANSON TOWNE 4211 Eulenspiegel, merry lad, What a laughing life you had! Prank and jest were yours by right Or at noontide or at night, And the simple tricks you played On the spinster and the jade Only helped…

A Dramatic Lyric

A Dramatic Lyric 2972 SOMETIMES happens that the editors of IT a magazine receive contributions that they enjoy tremendously, but for one reason or another they cannot exactly use in the de- partment for which the matter was submit- ted…

In Covert

IN COVERT 55311 A density of shade among the spruces- Where fallen twigs e'er crackle 'neath our trend; Where aromatic odors greet the senses, And straying sunbeams filter overhead A busy scratching on the smooth, brown neodles- A muffled…

The American

The American 2231 I am bred of the will this is my mimber- Mineworbene and loud, spirit and strength of bad All buvo risen from her of and within Only her elements-bred of hay soll am I am sprong of alleus, you sayi My fors fathers braved…

A Shocking Tale

A Shocking Tale 3438 "Ha!" cried the young electrician gay, As he ogled the girls in the park "Perhaps it is true I've a shocking way For I'm an electrical spark" But he ogled too long, and a malden complained, As too ardently he pressed…

The Bosn’s Story

THE BOSN'S STORY 5171 We was scuddin' under the Southern Cross off the coast o' Van Dieman's Land, An' the cook had peppered the skipper's duft by a slip o' his starboard hand; The skipper he swore with a tarrible oath that the cookee's name…

Our Beautiful Spelling

OUR BEAUTIFUL SPELLING 3193 There once was a man from St Paul Who was so exceedingly taul, That it often was said When he lay down in bed, His feet stuck clear out in the haul

Sighs

SIGHS 4267 I sometimes sigh for things gone by- Like every mortal, I suppose- And feel regret for days long dead, Made sweet with summer and the rose But sighs, I've found, don't cut much ice, Nor bring an increase in your pay- In fact…

A Growler

A Growler 2247 He fusses at the walter Who brings his morning eggs, He blesses out the "newsle" Who, cold and ragged, begs That he will buy a paper, And on the trolley car He grumbles to his neighbor At every little jar He storms into…

Reliability

RELIABILITY 4793 The arth has been a-quakin' An' a-tremblin' an' a-shakin' Will we're gettin' apprehensive an' perplexed; An' the scientists are sellin' Books which say that there's no tellin' The troubles that may happen to us next; An' the…

When Autumn Comes

When Autumn Comes 4427 When Autumn comes The schools commence, The squirrel runs along the fence, The crickets chirp, the wild bee hums, The froggies croak, the partridge drums, When Autumn comes When Autumn comes, Thanksgiving's near,…

The Okapi

The Okapi 1764 Through Africa's hidden heart rum, In regions seldom trod by man, My rainbow hues light up the gloam As far as mortal eyes might scan What wonder science sighed to see A living, breathing skapi! My face is yellow-white,…

Little Maud

Little Maud 3367 Oh, where is our dainty, our darling, The daintiest darling of all? Oh, where is the voice in the stairway, Oh, where is the voice in the hall? The little short steps in the entry The silvery laugh in the hail- Oh, where…

Shadows

SHADOWS 4674 The shadows they lie in the corn-fields, Under the fair, blue sky, Where the winds sweep over the meadows, Softly the shadows lie The shadows they lie in the courtyards Of the prisons dark and grim, Where pinched and haunted…

Good Enough For Him

GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM 4268 My pa ain't any millyunaire, But Gee! He's offul smart; He ain't no carpenter, but he Can fix a feller's cart He ain't no doctor, but you bet My pa, he allus knows Just what to do to fix a boy, Who's got a bloody…

The Buffer’s’ Fate

The Buffer's Fate 2399 You've seen the cur dog chase the cat As though to eat her up- You've seen the cat's tail swell before This quite ferocious pup You've seen the cat then turn around, All ready for a fray: And then you've seen the…