Tag Archive for: Puck

What They Call It

What They Call it 2185 Grandma says we're right in style, A sittin' in our automobile Grandpa says we're fit to kill, A-ridin' in our automo-bill Ma, she says we ought to feel Grateful fer our automo-beel Pa says there ain't no other man…

Settin’ On The Horseblock

Settin' On The Horseblock 1341 Settin' on the horseblock, Gazin' at the sky, Watchin' of the little clouds Satlin' slowly by: Settin' on the horseblock, List'nin' to the bees Dronin' In the buckwheat flow'rs, Pourin' in the peas; Settin'…

What?

What? 5594 The summer girl who wears her heart Upon her sleeve in pleasure mute, What does she with it when she bathes In her scant, sleeveless bathing suit -Puck

Which?

Which? 1343 John Smith is thrice a millionaire, Quite rapid's been his rise, A shrewd and calculating man The world accounts him wise; A scruple he has never let Retard his upward way, The question alv always is with him, At all times,…

Vanity Vanity

VANITY VANITY 42211 Fiirtilla had a brand-new purse, The latest thing-it cost a plie Flirtilla's broke: this maid perserse She blew herself to be in style Flirtilia wears it every minute, This gorgeous purse-with nothing in it! …

Job’s Comforter

Job's Comforter 1602 Grim trouble lasteth but a day Cheer up! Cheer up! ye blue ones! Let us be happy while we may: Grim trouble lasteth but a day Our sorrows soon will pass away, And then we'll have some new ones! Grim trouble lasteth…

To The American Hen

To the American Hen 5812 [Poets may sing to the glory of the eagle, but the American hen that can equal the production of all our mines is entitled to a tribute for her industry] Oh, let the country pin Its faith faith to you, O Hen, And it…

Nothing

NOTHING 3207 One day they had a falling out And played the game of sulk and pout; And what d'ye think 'twas all about? Nothing! She went to ma's and meant to stay! Which made his dinner late that day: When she returned, what did he say?…