Tag Archive for: Wallace Irwin
Bryan
DreamsBRYAN
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In '96 when Bill came forth
To slug the Moneyed Bully,
The nation gasped from south to north;
"Good gracious, ain't he woolly!"
But since we've killed the Silve- Cow
Anr raised the Golden Helfer
The "Cyclone from Nebraska"…
William Also-Randolph Hearst
Hope and MotivationWILLIAM ALSO-RANDOLPH HEARST
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Willle runs a supplement which al- ways beats the news:
Willle runs for president, with noth- ing much to lose-
Willie's always running, whether by request or not
Whenever there's a vacancy, it's wil- lle-on-the-Spot
Frisky…
A Nautical Extravagance
Sailing and the SeaA Nautical Extravagance
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I stood one day by the breezy bay
A-watching the ships go by,
When a tired tar said, with a shake of his head:
"I wisht I could tell a he!
"I've seen some sights as would jigger yer lights,
And they've jiggered…
Business Prospects For Mr Hearst
War and ConflictBUSINESS PROSPECTS FOR MR HEARST
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If Willie Hearst were President (by some mischance infernal),
The whole United States would be an annex to his Journal
The Daily Jolt would scream with him in scarehead type untidy,
He'd make a war on…
A Leap-Year Plunge
Sailing and the SeaA Leap-Year Plunge
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Oh, a dreary life it are
To be a fascinatin' tar
And live on land in leap-year when the willin' maids is wooin';
And it drives me half insane
When I thinks o' Mary Jane
And the way that I rejected of 'er billin'…
The Patriotic Dragon
Love and RomanceThe Patriotic Dragon
5595
("I love my country," said John D Rockefeller to his
Sunday school upon his return from abroad)
Once upon a time a Dragon
Lived in clover on a plain
He could eat a horse and wagon
And he hated to refrain
From…