Tag Archive for: Wallace Irwin

Bryan

BRYAN 4041 In '96 when Bill came forth To slug the Moneyed Bully, The nation gasped from south to north; "Good gracious, ain't he woolly!" But since we've killed the Silve- Cow Anr raised the Golden Helfer The "Cyclone from Nebraska"…

William Also-Randolph Hearst

WILLIAM ALSO-RANDOLPH HEARST 4641 Willle runs a supplement which al- ways beats the news: Willle runs for president, with noth- ing much to lose- Willie's always running, whether by request or not Whenever there's a vacancy, it's wil- lle-on-the-Spot Frisky…

A Nautical Extravagance

A Nautical Extravagance 3075 I stood one day by the breezy bay A-watching the ships go by, When a tired tar said, with a shake of his head: "I wisht I could tell a he! "I've seen some sights as would jigger yer lights, And they've jiggered…

Business Prospects For Mr Hearst

BUSINESS PROSPECTS FOR MR HEARST 4897 If Willie Hearst were President (by some mischance infernal), The whole United States would be an annex to his Journal The Daily Jolt would scream with him in scarehead type untidy, He'd make a war on…

A Leap-Year Plunge

A Leap-Year Plunge 3945 Oh, a dreary life it are To be a fascinatin' tar And live on land in leap-year when the willin' maids is wooin'; And it drives me half insane When I thinks o' Mary Jane And the way that I rejected of 'er billin'…

The Patriotic Dragon

The Patriotic Dragon 5595 ("I love my country," said John D Rockefeller to his Sunday school upon his return from abroad) Once upon a time a Dragon Lived in clover on a plain He could eat a horse and wagon And he hated to refrain From…