Tag Archive for: Wallace Irwin

WILLIAM ALSO-RANDOLPH HEARST.

WILLIAM ALSO-RANDOLPH HEARST. 464.1 Willle runs a supplement which al- ways beats the news: Willle runs for president, with noth- ing much to lose- Willie's always running, whether .by request or not. Whenever there's a vacancy, it's wil- lle-on-the-Spot. Frisky…

BRYAN.

BRYAN. 404.1 In '96 when Bill came forth To slug the Moneyed Bully, The nation gasped from south to north; "Good gracious, ain't he woolly!" But since we've killed the Silve- Cow Anr raised the Golden Helfer. The "Cyclone from Nebraska"…

The Patriotic Dragon.

The Patriotic Dragon. 559.5 ("I love my country," said John D. Rockefeller to his Sunday school upon his return from abroad.) Once upon a time a Dragon Lived in clover on a plain. He could eat a horse and wagon And he hated to refrain…

A Leap-Year Plunge.

A Leap-Year Plunge. 394.5 Oh, a dreary life it are To be a fascinatin' tar And live on land in leap-year when the willin' maids is wooin'; And it drives me half insane When I thinks o' Mary Jane And the way that I rejected of 'er billin'…

San Francisco

San Franciso 394 She laughed upon her hills out there Beside her bays of misty blue; The gayest hearts, the sweetest air That any city ever knew For I have whistled all the songs That thrilled upon her care-free breath, And I have mingled…

San Francisco

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San Franciso. 39.4 She laughed upon her hills out there Beside her bays of misty blue; The gayest hearts, the sweetest air That any city ever knew. For I have whistled all the songs That thrilled upon her care-free breath, And I have…
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BUSINESS PROSPECTS FOR MR. HEARST.

BUSINESS PROSPECTS FOR MR. HEARST. 489.7 If Willie Hearst were President (by some mischance infernal), The whole United States would be an annex to his Journal. The Daily Jolt would scream with him in scarehead type untidy, He'd make a war…

A Nautical Extravagance.

A Nautical Extravagance. 307.5 I stood one day by the breezy bay A-watching the ships go by, When a tired tar said, with a shake of his head: "I wisht I could tell a he! "I've seen some sights as would jigger yer lights, And they've jiggered…