Tag Archive for: Washington Star
The Vacation Girl
HolidayThe Vacation Girl
707
Sunburned to a bilster!
Freckles mixed with tan!
Has seen so many people
That she hates her follow man
Still she tells her story,
Like some customed rhyme,
Thoughtlessly repeated: "
Had a lovely line!"
Brother has a headache,
Mother…
BLUFFING.
UncategorizedBLUFFING.
378.6
If mebbe in yer system there's a little sportin' streak
You'll understand the joy of which I'm tryin' fur to spenk:
When your kind of losing courage an' yer luck is runnin' hard,
An' ye hold a bob-tail flush an' raise and draw…
The Days.
UncategorizedThe Days.
275.10
Got to start another week!
Laws-a-goodness, me!
Days, dey seems to hop along
As hasty as kin be.
I likes to min' my manners,
But It ain't no use to try:
I can't say "Howdy, Monday,"
Foh nex Saturday comes byl
It ain't…
His Own Affairs.
UncategorizedHis Own Affairs.
447.5
So much advice he gave away
To win the crowd's admiring shout,
That when he needed some one day
He found his store had given out.
-Washington Star
ENTHUSIASM.
UncategorizedENTHUSIASM.
564.5
I kind o' like campaign' time I like to hear 'em tellさん)
Jes' what the goverment should do to keep things goin' well;
I like to hear 'em talk about the cor- poration folks
That holds us common people by the throat; I…
THE GAME.
UncategorizedTHE GAME.
479.1
When a movement you start for re- forming a town
And your motives are lofty and no ble and pure,
They'll depict you in stripes; they will call you a clown,
There's no end of insult you'll have to endure.
They'll make you account…
A Boyhood Recollection
UncategorizedA Boyhood REcollection
2089
High up on a shelf in the pantry it stood- In fancy I see it again-
A remedy certain to do you much good,
Though fraught with incredible pain
There is nothing in all of the various ills
That mortals are called…
AS USUAL.
UncategorizedAS USUAL.
436.2
The troubles you've had, though they're big to you,
Are small as this old world views them.
The paltry prizes that we pursue-
With a smile it sees us lose them!
Your heart is weary and sick and sore,
And you count upon gloom…
RELIABILITY.
UncategorizedRELIABILITY.
479.3
The arth has been a-quakin'
An' a-tremblin' an' a-shakin'
Will we're gettin' apprehensive an' perplexed;
An' the scientists are sellin'
Books which say that there's no tellin'
The troubles that may happen to us next;
An'…
An Enthusiastic Member.
UncategorizedAn Enthusiastic Member.
570.7
I's joined the lazy union-dat's de company foh me:
Dar ain't no rules an' by-laws, but we sol- emnly agree
That in the tline that passes 'twix' the spring and early fall
We is gwinter to take life easy an' not…
An Autumn Luxury
UncategorizedAn Autumn Luxury.
229.4
Life seems a whole lot sweeter
When election day draws near.
It is neater an' completer- Leastways' that's how things ap- pear,
Nearly every kind o' blessin'
You could wish for comes in reach
When the candidate's…
THE UNIVERSAL QUERY.
UncategorizedTHE UNIVERSAL QUERY.
404.6
I was tired of the town with its tu- mult and strife,
Where every one struggles for gain. life,
I longed for the sweet and beneficent
So I rushed for the afternoon train.
And I thought of the country, where nature…
Simple Request
UncategorizedSimple Request.
147.9
I'm just as reason'ble a man
As any can be:
I don't see how sane people can
Find any fault with me.
I try my best to keep the rest
From goin' quite astray-
An' all I ask in life is jest
To have things my own way!
It's…
REFORM.
UncategorizedREFORM.
563.7
We're busy now campaignin', down to Pohick on the Crick;
We're tired o' bein tyrannized by any Tom or Dick
Or Harry, that has some how had the luck to run across
Control of the machine an' so has made his self a boss.
We're marchin'…
Things.
UncategorizedThings.
436.3
We like to hear him tell of things
That aren't goin' right;
About the that brings.
Such trouble, day and night.
When he's up to speak, a mile
Is not too much to walk,
The journey's allus worth the while.
We like to hear him…
The Mystery Of Humor
WisdomThe Mystery of Humor
Washington Star
1227
When on the pave you chance to fall,
With utter lack of grace,
And turn your ankle as you sprawl,
And, maybe, bruise your face,
When angry tears spring in your eye
And you are mad as sin,
Oh, why…
Insects Examples
UncategorizedInsects Examples
581-7
Its done observe date busy bee
Dey tells so much about,
'Bout copyin his industery
I sholy has a doubt.
Do butterfly's do one dat knows
Do way to do trick.
He all us wars his sunday close
An never works a lick!
---Washington…
Climate Confusion.
UncategorizedClimate Confusion.
436.4
Christmas is a-comin'
Dat's what the white folks say.
But de sun it keep a-shinin'
Jes de same as if 'twas May
An' I specks to see de roses
An' the butterfiles an' bees,
An' de early buds a burstin',
'Stid o'…
Members From Crimson Gluch
UncategorizedMembers From Crimson Gluch.
166.1
"I had a vague idea," said the blunt, un-cultured man.
"That this congress trick was easy when the dealing first began.
I thought my little intellectual pile was all the stuff.
Sufficient for a raise, or anyhow…