What They Call It

What They Call it
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Grandma says we’re right in style,
A sittin’ in our automobile
Grandpa says we’re fit to kill,
A-ridin’ in our automo-bill
Ma, she says we ought to feel
Grateful fer our automo-beel
Pa says there ain’t no other man
Kin run an auto like he can
Auntie preaches near and far
‘Bout our lovely touring car
Uncle Bill says he ain’t seen
Nowhere such a good machine
Brother Jim, he keeps a-braggin’
‘Bout the speed of our new wagon
But, oh, it sounds so grand and noble
When sister Sue says automoble
-Puck