Nearluy True

Nearluy True.
202.11

Women wear nearsilk for dresses,
Men now wear nearspats for spats,
Lovers deal in nearcaresses,
Women wear nearplumes on hats:
Nearcut glass is sold for cutglass,
Nearbooze goes as booze, you wis;
And last night, when courting Polly,
I got nearkissed for a kiss.
-Houston Post.