A Shocking Tale

A Shocking Tale
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“Ha!” cried the young electrician gay,
As he ogled the girls in the park
“Perhaps it is true I’ve a shocking way
For I’m an electrical spark”
But he ogled too long, and a malden complained,
As too ardently he pressed her
The policeman who seized him, with gles exclaimed,
“And I am a spark arrester!”