Animal Rhymes

ANIMAL RHYMES
Little Willie Westerner
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THE COYOTE
The coyote is the smartest one,
Arithmetick’s his choice,
He thlaks it fun to set up ulghts
An multiply his volce
THE PRAIRIE DOG
The prairie dog balu’t got much sense,
His manners are a shame
But don’t find fault with him, b’cause
His parents are to blame
THE INDIAN
The injun he’s a savuge an
He likes to eat an’ rest,
He wears some palut, a look o’ scorn,
Au thinks that he is dossed
THE BRONCO
The bronco likes to roam the wild
Au short an’ rip an’ tear,
An klek a sard of nuthin’ from
The outside of the air
THE COWBOY
I think a cowboy’s curious,
He shoots folks in a rage
An’ you never see him anywhere
Except upon the stage
THE GOPHER
The gopher he’s a convict,
Ter a striped suit he wenrs,
But you’d never, never think it,
By the way he puts on airs
THE TENDERFOOT
The tenderfoot’s the funulest
Critter of the plains
My dad ses they are human,
But they haven’t any branes
THE PORCUPINE
The porcupine is grate on jokes
He’s a yoomerist like me-
Most everything he sex is sharp
An’ pointed as kin be