Autobiography, Bi Andru Katnegy

Autobiography, Bi Andru Katnegy
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I kam from the Skotish Hilandz To the wildz of Amerika’s planz,
Began my life as a massage boy, Which is monstrously good for the branz

I turned my hand to the steel business- (Be sure you spell that right)-
And soon became a millyunair,
And books where my chef delighted

I rot fu ov them miself,
Tho I think I waz a litl fast-
I shud hav wated til barbrus wurdz
Wer a thing uv the long-gon past

I am a litter-a-ter uv hi degre,
For I hav skaterd books about
Til the sun never sets on mi librariz,
And Standard Oil iz never snuft out

But the greatest work I hav ever dun
Waz teching thes Yanks how two games,
And on this task I bas my hop
Ov lif eternal in-hevn-Т